lebanese nightS » funny http://layalk.net our human race is a disgrace ♀ Thu, 08 Jul 2010 07:27:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 أكتشفت إنّو http://layalk.net/2010/01/13/%d8%a3%d9%83%d8%aa%d8%b4%d9%81%d8%aa-%d8%a5%d9%86%d9%91%d9%88-10/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25d8%25a3%25d9%2583%25d8%25aa%25d8%25b4%25d9%2581%25d8%25aa-%25d8%25a5%25d9%2586%25d9%2591%25d9%2588-10 http://layalk.net/2010/01/13/%d8%a3%d9%83%d8%aa%d8%b4%d9%81%d8%aa-%d8%a5%d9%86%d9%91%d9%88-10/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 06:30:35 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=462

بلبنان..النكت القبيحة غير لائقة لتبث عبر شاشات التلفزيون

بس أون ذا أوذر هاند

النكت عن السوريين من شوية  كلمنجية أو لولجية معليه!!

ياعمّي الليبانيز بيبول غير شكل!!

]]> http://layalk.net/2010/01/13/%d8%a3%d9%83%d8%aa%d8%b4%d9%81%d8%aa-%d8%a5%d9%86%d9%91%d9%88-10/feed/ 2 Geocities 1996 http://layalk.net/2009/02/11/geocities-1996/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=geocities-1996 http://layalk.net/2009/02/11/geocities-1996/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:05:00 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=333 If you’re into web design, then you definitely heard about ‘CSS Zen Garden‘.According to the Zen Garden it’s:
A demonstration of what can be accomplished visually through CSS-based design.

In short it’s a place where web designers can show off their skills and designs. You take the plain HTML markup they give you, work on a design, style the HTML you took with CSS without changing a single bit in the HTML. It’s pretty challenging and that’s why you see wonderful submissions from around the world…

My favorite was the “Retro Theatre” theme. Until I saw the “Geocities 1996” one. Watch out before viewing it…It can hurt your eyes :P The author said he was nostalgic when he decided to create this beautifull mess, I mean design :D . He’s brilliant!

I hope this motivates you to submit your own Zen Garden CSS Design.

lebanese nightS
]]> http://layalk.net/2009/02/11/geocities-1996/feed/ 0 هس إمك نايمة http://layalk.net/2008/04/04/%d9%87%d8%b3-%d8%a5%d9%85%d9%83-%d9%86%d8%a7%d9%8a%d9%85%d8%a9/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25d9%2587%25d8%25b3-%25d8%25a5%25d9%2585%25d9%2583-%25d9%2586%25d8%25a7%25d9%258a%25d9%2585%25d8%25a9 http://layalk.net/2008/04/04/%d9%87%d8%b3-%d8%a5%d9%85%d9%83-%d9%86%d8%a7%d9%8a%d9%85%d8%a9/#comments Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:13:00 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=291 سمعتها عالراديو كذا مرّة
المغني بيبهدل السياسيين بالدبكة هيدي
وبآخر كل جملة بيقول
وهس إمك نايمة
كتير معجبة أنا بالفكرة
:D
المشكلة إنو مابعرف إسم الفنان (إيه فن رائع هيدا)
:P

إذا حدا عنده فكرة كيف ممكن إحصل عليهاخبروني إذا بتسمحوا

lebanese nightS
]]> http://layalk.net/2008/04/04/%d9%87%d8%b3-%d8%a5%d9%85%d9%83-%d9%86%d8%a7%d9%8a%d9%85%d8%a9/feed/ 4 PeePee http://layalk.net/2007/10/08/peepee/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=peepee http://layalk.net/2007/10/08/peepee/#comments Mon, 08 Oct 2007 22:18:00 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=249 Extracted from a paper titled “Practical Advice on Getting a Piercing” [I finally got a new one today ;) ]:
Salt water is the leas reactive and most effective cleaning solution (1/4 teaspoon of salt to one cup of clean water). Also good are seawater and your own urine. Urine is a sterile cleaning agent as the uric acid it contains kills bacteria without hindering the formation of new cells.

lebanese nightS
]]> http://layalk.net/2007/10/08/peepee/feed/ 0 Comments http://layalk.net/2007/09/02/comments/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=comments http://layalk.net/2007/09/02/comments/#comments Sun, 02 Sep 2007 13:35:00 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=218 Taken from The Agitator Blog, it’s really hilarious!:

If people acted in real life the way they act in comments sections.

It’s a little long, and it’s not work-safe. But generally, pretty accurate.

Watch the Video Here

lebanese nightS
]]> http://layalk.net/2007/09/02/comments/feed/ 1 That’s why bush didn’t find them http://layalk.net/2007/04/10/thats-why-bush-didnt-find-them/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thats-why-bush-didnt-find-them http://layalk.net/2007/04/10/thats-why-bush-didnt-find-them/#comments Tue, 10 Apr 2007 21:22:00 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=151 my WMD are hidden inside my guitar!!!!

lebanese nightS
]]> http://layalk.net/2007/04/10/thats-why-bush-didnt-find-them/feed/ 6 That’s why some sites are simply useless!!! http://layalk.net/2007/03/16/thats-why-some-sites-are-simply-useless/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=thats-why-some-sites-are-simply-useless http://layalk.net/2007/03/16/thats-why-some-sites-are-simply-useless/#comments Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:14:00 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=134 You see, the following collage shows that my toes are more masculine, somehow sexy and they have a heritage :D

lebanese nightS
]]> http://layalk.net/2007/03/16/thats-why-some-sites-are-simply-useless/feed/ 7 شويِّة ضحك بالإمتحانات http://layalk.net/2007/02/10/%d8%b4%d9%88%d9%8a%d9%91%d9%90%d8%a9-%d8%b6%d8%ad%d9%83-%d8%a8%d8%a7%d9%84%d8%a5%d9%85%d8%aa%d8%ad%d8%a7%d9%86%d8%a7%d8%aa/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25d8%25b4%25d9%2588%25d9%258a%25d9%2591%25d9%2590%25d8%25a9-%25d8%25b6%25d8%25ad%25d9%2583-%25d8%25a8%25d8%25a7%25d9%2584%25d8%25a5%25d9%2585%25d8%25aa%25d8%25ad%25d8%25a7%25d9%2586%25d8%25a7%25d8%25aa http://layalk.net/2007/02/10/%d8%b4%d9%88%d9%8a%d9%91%d9%90%d8%a9-%d8%b6%d8%ad%d9%83-%d8%a8%d8%a7%d9%84%d8%a5%d9%85%d8%aa%d8%ad%d8%a7%d9%86%d8%a7%d8%aa/#comments Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:47:00 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=105
نزل السرور(1974)-زياد الرحباني
lebanese nightS
]]> http://layalk.net/2007/02/10/%d8%b4%d9%88%d9%8a%d9%91%d9%90%d8%a9-%d8%b6%d8%ad%d9%83-%d8%a8%d8%a7%d9%84%d8%a5%d9%85%d8%aa%d8%ad%d8%a7%d9%86%d8%a7%d8%aa/feed/ 0 bra(g) http://layalk.net/2007/01/21/brag/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=brag http://layalk.net/2007/01/21/brag/#comments Sun, 21 Jan 2007 18:28:00 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=83
lebanese nightS
]]> http://layalk.net/2007/01/21/brag/feed/ 10 Maadi Canal School http://layalk.net/2007/01/14/maadi-canal-school/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=maadi-canal-school http://layalk.net/2007/01/14/maadi-canal-school/#comments Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:15:00 +0000 nightS http://layalk.net/?p=78 Father got a mail with lots of funny photos including that one…what makes it special is that this is my school :D
Note: mazbout 7azzi biraz :P
Another Note: There *was* a C (when I was there).
lebanese nightS
]]> http://layalk.net/2007/01/14/maadi-canal-school/feed/ 24