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ياعمّي الليبانيز بيبول غير شكل!!

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Geocities 1996

If you’re into web design, then you definitely heard about ‘CSS Zen Garden‘.According to the Zen Garden it’s:

A demonstration of what can be accomplished visually through CSS-based design.

In short it’s a place where web designers can show off their skills and designs. You take the plain HTML markup they give you, work on a design, style the HTML you took with CSS without changing a single bit in the HTML. It’s pretty challenging and that’s why you see wonderful submissions from around the world…

My favorite was the “Retro Theatre” theme. Until I saw the “Geocities 1996” one. Watch out before viewing it…It can hurt your eyes :P The author said he was nostalgic when he decided to create this beautifull mess, I mean design :D . He’s brilliant!

I hope this motivates you to submit your own Zen Garden CSS Design.

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هس إمك نايمة

سمعتها عالراديو كذا مرّة
المغني بيبهدل السياسيين بالدبكة هيدي
وبآخر كل جملة بيقول
وهس إمك نايمة
كتير معجبة أنا بالفكرة
:D
المشكلة إنو مابعرف إسم الفنان (إيه فن رائع هيدا)
:P

إذا حدا عنده فكرة كيف ممكن إحصل عليهاخبروني إذا بتسمحوا

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PeePee

Extracted from a paper titled “Practical Advice on Getting a Piercing” [I finally got a new one today ;) ]:

Salt water is the leas reactive and most effective cleaning solution (1/4 teaspoon of salt to one cup of clean water). Also good are seawater and your own urine. Urine is a sterile cleaning agent as the uric acid it contains kills bacteria without hindering the formation of new cells.

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Comments

Taken from The Agitator Blog, it’s really hilarious!:

If people acted in real life the way they act in comments sections.

It’s a little long, and it’s not work-safe. But generally, pretty accurate.

Watch the Video Here

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That’s why bush didn’t find them

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That’s why some sites are simply useless!!!

You see, the following collage shows that my toes are more masculine, somehow sexy and they have a heritage :D

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شويِّة ضحك بالإمتحانات


نزل السرور(1974)-زياد الرحباني
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bra(g)

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Maadi Canal School

Father got a mail with lots of funny photos including that one…what makes it special is that this is my school :D
Note: mazbout 7azzi biraz :P
Another Note: There *was* a C (when I was there).

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