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January 13th, 2010 Lebanon, funny, society, tv, إكتشاف, وآكلة
Lebanese Racism?? Tell me something I don’t know!
December 21st, 2009 Lebanon, arab, racism, وآكلةTags: bus, Lebanon, racism, Syria, tripoli, دير عمار
http://www.al-akhbar.com/ar/node/170128
If you think this is the first time racist criminal acts were committed by some Lebanese(civilians) against the Syrian People (also civilians too)
You’re wrong okay??
إيه..شو عليه؟
November 2nd, 2009 Religion, Sectarianism, diary, racism, society, وآكلةTags: Lebanon, racism, Sectarianism, society
حضرتي كنت بعرس ضيعة صغير
كانوا عاملينه عالضيق..خفيف نظيف..نحنا كنا من أهل العريس..
المهم
مثل العادي..مسكت فيي واحدة (طبعاً مابعرفها)
وفتحت تحقيق:
هي: أنت بنت فلانة؟
أنا: نعم
هي: (أسئلة كثير عن شو بعمل ووين بشتغل و وين درست)
أنا: (جاوبت طبعاً..الطريقة الوحيدة لتخلصي من هالعلقة هي إنو تجاوبي)
هي: (وصلت للدسم ) و إنت خاطبة ماهيك؟؟؟ (أكيد شافت المحبس)
أنا: نعم
هي: من وين خطيبك؟
أنا: من الجنوب..رومين
هي: (كأن شافتلها شي شبح مقرف) إيه…شوعليه..مابيأثر..المهم مبسوطين
أنا: (يلعن أبو منظرك على أبو الساعة اللي رديت عليكي فيها)
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مابعرف ليه العالم هيك صايرة!!
Eid in Lebanon
September 24th, 2009 Lebanon, Religion, Sectarianism, arab, greetings, music, racism, society, وآكلة
It’s known to the Lebanese themselves and any visitors that we (the Lebanese people) are party animals..we sure know how to party, no matter what the occasion is (sometimes there’s nothing to party about). It doesn’t bother me actually since I kind of like it 
. But what’s bothering me about the Lebanese People is how divided, secatrian and full of false patriotism we have become lately. Even with the only thing we’re good at…partying!
Last Sunday (First day of the Eid), we were simply starving at 11 PM. By chance, we went to” Dahab , Bchara El Khoury” (not the night club Gold, the restaurant version). We found out (by chance too) that there’s a “party” -of course-. Some guy on keyboards and another one who started to sing along with him. The guy was clearly drunk, but he was hilarious and did have a nice voice. The audience (us included) was happy and singing and dancing with him.
The performer started to sing patriotic songs -of course- and the audience got more excited -of course-. Not because they loved the great country of Lebanon, but because he started to change the song for each region (Jnoub, Baalbak, Shmall, Jabal, Beirut..etc). So in less than a minute, I knew where each group came from.
Not just that, I knew their political orientation as well..Yes dear reader, the “YEAAAAH” of the Lebanese Party Person comes along with hand gestures that might seem retarded to non Lebanese (even to me they are) where they declare which moron they support.
And to be sure on how divided we are, the singer decided to mention President Suleiman and the Army of course..they didn’t get much “support” but when he switched to the song of the Syrian series “Bab Alhara”(I swear he sang it) the whole audience went crazy!! I mean WTH people!!!!!
We claim we care about Lebanon but we don’t give a damn. We only party like hell!!
Happy Eid everyone!
Not Fair!!!!
July 6th, 2009 Egypt, Religion, Sectarianism, racism, وآكلة
..and didn’t do anything when Marwa was horribly murdered
Wasn’t she a human too??
!!!
We live in a horrible world…
Just horrible….
Gad el Maleh is not coming!! Ya Waylaaaaaah…
July 3rd, 2009 Lebanon, society, وآكلة
What image are you talking about that’s ruined??
Where is it?? And HOW for god’s sake is it ruined??
Clashes in Beirut last week and a woman died..
Israel wondering in Lebanon..
That doesn’t ruin the friggin’ image(if any)?
So what he’s not coming??
Am I missing something here??
Is the economy ruined now??
Should I go and get food supplies and stuff for the great famine??
Did I lose the opportunity to have a decent life in this country?
I know you guys hate Al Manar..
but they have this right called “freedom of speech”
(whether you liked it or not)
This is probably the best thing happened to this Guy..
free publicity and advertizing!!
You need Comedy and you appreciate a good laugh??
Watch our politicians every night..it’s even free!!
About this Equality…
May 15th, 2009 arab, female, male, society, وآكلة
I need to straight up a point here:
When I call for male and female equality I mean I want men to be as good as women not the opposite. Although this is a male-dominant society -the one and only Middle East-, women are much better. And I would never want to change myself or any other female to reach the miserable state of the typical Middle East “man”.
A very simple example, sexually promiscuous men shouldn’t be encouraged (they’re free after all) instead of looked at as studs and real “Men”. While on the other side, women should be granted the abortion rights no matter how bad her reputation was when she was raped!! This stupid ‘You Deserve It’ theory SUCKS!!
So PLEASE dear man, don’t understand me talking about women rights that I look up to you, or that I want and fight to be like you…
I’m sorry if this offended anyone but I’ve had enough with the sexist comments I hear each time I discuss the Arab Women Issues in the area with someone.
ساعة الأرض بلبنان..غير شكل
March 27th, 2009 Lebanon, campaign, وآكلة
بدكن تطفوا كل شي كهربا لمدة ساعة
من الساعة 8 ونص لل9 ونص
خطوة كتير حلوة كرمال الأرض و حمايتها شوي من الإحتباس الحراري
أنا برأيي نعطي لبنان و لحكومته جائزة
لأنه طلعت عم تحمي الأرض مش عم تنصب عالشعب
بالتقنين طبعاً
ببيروت 3 ساعات بدون كهربا كل يوم
بضواحي بيروت والجبل يمكن توصل ل12 ساعة بلا كهربا كل يوم
شكراً حكومتنا الخضراء
تحديث: حكومة لبنان خضراء من زمان..
مش جديدة هالشغلة..وآكلة
Sick Society
January 28th, 2009 female, male, society, وآكلة
many excuses can be found for a sexual harasser
and a gay or lesbian person wouldn’t be looked at as a human being!
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November 3rd, 2008 Lebanon, politics, إكتشاف, وآكلة
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